Meme's the word

Memes are not usually my thing, but I just could not resist indulging in the Diva's awesome shout out.

This used to be my wee little blog, and suddenly Oh My God! people are reading what I am writing? Crap.

So anywho, here's the list:

FIVE JOBS YOU HAVE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. One Hour Photo Girl (I cannot tell you how many rolls of film I developed for my friends and me at no charge. Oh, and the one hour photo people TOTALLY make fun of you in your pictures – and if you have the audacity to bring me a roll of you NUDE around town I will steal them and make fun of the size of your peter)

2. Dillard's Sales Associate (between the panty hose and having to lug around a clear purse, I don't think I have ever been so depressed at a job before)

3. Summer Day Camp Counselor (I hate other people's children)

4. Gap Girl (Hours and hours of folding can be undone in ten minutes of SALE-MANIA)

5. Copywriter (HAHHAHAHAHA)


FIVE MOVIES YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Fools Rush In ("The white people are melting out here!")

2. Bridget Jones's Diary ("PS. Love your tits in that top")

3. Christmas Vacation ("This is our family's first kidnapping")

4. Father of the Bride – when Steve Martin says "I just know I will remember this moment for the
rest of my life," hello water works.

5. Ice Age ("Ah, come on no one falls asleep that fast)


FIVE PLACES YOU'VE LIVED:
1. Tulsa, OK

2. Minneapolis, MN

3. San Francisco, CA

4. Chicago, IL

5. Dallas, TX


FIVE TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
A lot of these aren't on anymore – thank god for DVD
1. Sex and the City (that annoying person that always quotes SATC, yeah that's me)

2. Friends

3. Family Guy

4. CSI: Las Vegas

5. Daily Show

**Honorable Mention: From the Earth to the Moon – technically a mini series, but so frickin' good. I'm a bit of a Space Geek, not Sci-Fi geek, ahem, Gina!


FIVE PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. Pagosa Springs, CO

2. Norway (the sun never set!)

3. Disney World

4. Cancun

5. Lake Tahoe


FIVE WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
(only on a blog would this actually tell someone something about yourself)
1. Here, here, here, and here.

2. Dooce.com

3. Amalah.com

4. Gofugyourself.com

5. Dailyshow.com (fake news is much funnier than the real stuff)


FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1. Chips and Salsa (I could live off this, and one things for sure MINNESOTA doesn't have a clue about salsa)

2. Pasta

3. Green Beans

4. Pickles

5. Guacamole


FIVE PLACES YOU WOULD RATHER BE:
1. Sausalito, CA

2. On a mountain

3. Chicago

4. In my man's arms

5. Out of debt


FIVE PLACES YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:
(This is the reason I hate music – all the judging…)

1. The Little Mermaid Soundtrack – it was one of the first CDs that was MINE, and I listened to it everyday. I know every word by heart. Look at this stuff, isn't it neat. Wouldn't you think my collection is complete...

2. Ropin' The Wind - Garth Brooks – snicker all you want, I'm from Oklahoma and Garth was HUGE. It also reminds me of my first backpacking trip where I wore out the cassette because I played it over and over and over and over.

3. Brushfire Fairytales – Jack Johnson – oh Jack, could you come and hang out and play your guitar for me? Thanks in advance.

4. The Paul Simon Collection (Disc 1) – sometimes I just listen to this and cry. Good tears, mind you.

5. Home – Dixie Chicks – okay, okay judge me.

FIVE PEOPLE I'M TAGGING:
(I'm changing the rules to two people)
DEEEEEEEEEE-pi
Fry me up some bacon, woman


And as Paul Harvey would say: Now you know the rest of the story.